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margaret white was right

sex is bad and you should be ashamed of yourself for even considering it
think pure thoughts. join a book club
Apr 17 '14

brotherwife ship those greens to minnesota for me mkay

also i was looking for collard reipes online and somehow ended up taking a “how basic are you” quiz on buzzfeed and one of the statements to tick was “I love my bagels scooped” and i had to look up what that meant

and when i did i immediately heard you tsk tsking (though i have no idea what you sound like) and the voice of my good friend piusxijinping saying “that’s the least catholic thing i’ve ever heard”

Apr 17 '14

someone bring me cooking greens and rohto eyedrops STAT

Apr 16 '14

i wanna make prosciutto roses on cubes of watermelon and i want that stingray recipe card box

#littlehannibalthings

Apr 16 '14

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

Apr 16 '14
Apr 16 '14

things the huffington post informed me are “hipster foods:”

  • brussels sprouts. better tell my dad, he’ll be thrilled someone is calling him “hip” by association
  • mason jars. so the whole time i thought i was at rich racist redneck college i was at a school full of hipsters all along??????
  • kimchi. yeah all those super hip korean grandmas at united noodle are really into it
  • tacos. uh
  • cauliflower. im seriously missing something here
  • your mom. probably. honestly i need to take a break
Apr 16 '14

ultraleftist it’s the movie “epic” about little leaf bros who fight mushrooms or something. honestly i just finished watching it and im not 100% sure

Apr 16 '14
smallspecialcollections:

Ooh la la! This beautiful little bookcase from the 1890s is from the LIndemann miniature book collection. The ten volumes have original colored glazed paper wrappers and gilt stamped titles on front and spine. A small gilt decoration is stamped on back of each, at the center. All are housed in a worn brocade-covered Louis XV-style bookcase with beveled glass door and cloth-covered shelves.All books have the title-page imprint “Paris 1896” and colophon “Paris, Imp. Pairault & Cie.” (Lindemann 05745).

smallspecialcollections:

Ooh la la! This beautiful little bookcase from the 1890s is from the LIndemann miniature book collection. The ten volumes have original colored glazed paper wrappers and gilt stamped titles on front and spine. A small gilt decoration is stamped on back of each, at the center. All are housed in a worn brocade-covered Louis XV-style bookcase with beveled glass door and cloth-covered shelves.All books have the title-page imprint “Paris 1896” and colophon “Paris, Imp. Pairault & Cie.” (Lindemann 05745).

Apr 16 '14

brotherwife it created most of those jobs in connecticut so i can’t feel too bad about not paying you know

Apr 16 '14
good 2 know, movie i definitely did not pirate

good 2 know, movie i definitely did not pirate